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240 points

Only one of these men taught high school. Coincidence, I think not

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also, only one of those men hasn’t had plastic surgery and doesn’t pay a small fortune to maintain their fake-ass-hair, or their fake-ass-smile.

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52 points

Reminder - look at Tom Cruise’s teeth. He has a single middle front tooth.

Not shaming him for having had bad teeth of course, just pointing it out. Many other superior reasons to shame him.

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24 points

having bad teeth is one thing. Don’t get me wrong.

But they dump a small fortune in purely cosmetic stuff, too. They all do. or like their hair. They’re probably spending a a few hundred a week to keep that hair looking the way it does. Not to mention the plugs, the rogaine or whatever other thing they’re doing to keep from going bald.

(also, for the record, they Cruise looks like a slimeball about to sell a used car to a sucker. brad pit looks a few synapses short of an original thought.)

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I’m pretty sure he got that fixed. I don’t notice it on his newer stuff like the new top gun, at least

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Oh god, now I can’t unsee…which is awesome! I’m not gonna be able to do anything but laugh at each and every photo I see of him from now on. So, yeah, thanks! :-D

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4 points

Phrased another way, Waltz worked, while Pitt and Cruise had work done.

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5 points

Only one of these men spent over 20 years in the army. Coincidence? I think not…

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7 points

That’s the best response I’ve seen in a week.

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That actually made me laugh out loud. Bravo!

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Upvote for that smooth Incredibles reference.

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