I think that’s just how normal human being aged without plastic surgery or cosmetic enhancements.
PLASTIC!
Johnny Depp: “The youngest, you say?”
Well, one of them is an abusive drunk, one is a cult member who has multiple ex-wives who’ve basically fled the marriage, and one is Tim Walz. Think I’d pick Walz.
My main takeaway is cults and alcohol abuse makes you look young.
But having a loving fulfilling life makes you oh so fuckable. 🤤
Only one of these men taught high school. Coincidence, I think not
also, only one of those men hasn’t had plastic surgery and doesn’t pay a small fortune to maintain their fake-ass-hair, or their fake-ass-smile.
Reminder - look at Tom Cruise’s teeth. He has a single middle front tooth.
Not shaming him for having had bad teeth of course, just pointing it out. Many other superior reasons to shame him.
having bad teeth is one thing. Don’t get me wrong.
But they dump a small fortune in purely cosmetic stuff, too. They all do. or like their hair. They’re probably spending a a few hundred a week to keep that hair looking the way it does. Not to mention the plugs, the rogaine or whatever other thing they’re doing to keep from going bald.
(also, for the record, they Cruise looks like a slimeball about to sell a used car to a sucker. brad pit looks a few synapses short of an original thought.)
Oh god, now I can’t unsee…which is awesome! I’m not gonna be able to do anything but laugh at each and every photo I see of him from now on. So, yeah, thanks! :-D
