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Do you typically heat your butter knives to several hundred degrees?

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Where do you think the phrase “like a hot knife through butter” came from?

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I think the intent is to soften the butter, not caramelize it.

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how on earth do you get through life without baking butter knives?

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I’m not saying it’s never happened to me (it hasn’t, but that’s neither here nor there, I measure the effectiveness of adhd treatment by rate of cooking fires so it may just be my recipes here), but how is it happening so often it’s a regular occurrence to a degree you think of it as universally regular?

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