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Davel23@fedia.io
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Oh yeah, well I can see your mom. 2.3 million light years away. Because she’s fat.

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Cephalotrocity@biglemmowski.win
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How fat is she?

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Davel23@fedia.io
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She’s so fat that I’m genuinely concerned for her health.

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Scubus@sh.itjust.works
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Shes so fat im concerned for the higgs fields’ health

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Cephalotrocity@biglemmowski.win
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💖

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OneWomanCreamTeam@sh.itjust.works
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Just fat enough 😋

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Kazumara@discuss.tchncs.de
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I suppose we can calculate a minimum, if we look up the smallest angle of resolution for human eyes, and approximate her as spherical.

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ZoopZeZoop@lemmy.world
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She’s so fat that we’re worried her and the sun will form a binary star system.

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Iheartcheese@lemmy.world
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Pretty fat yo

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intensely_human@lemm.ee
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Well, fat at least

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Cyclist@lemmy.world
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You can’t see my mom, she’s dead.

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Davel23@fedia.io
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She’s 2.3 million light years away. We’re seeing her in the past.

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Crashumbc@lemmy.world
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Of course she’s dead, she’s in space…

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Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works
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Fuckin’ got them! Nice.

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