I’ve gotta work this haloween and would like to make the best of it, mostly what I need is as many misfits songs without swears as possible. I think the rest I’ve got handled. Most goth is pretty clean and the rest is soundtracks. If you have any suggestions I’d also like some. I’ve got Monster Mash and Canadian classic C’est L’Halloween down.
May I suggest Monster Mash en Espanol
Strangest Faces - Bayside (I think there is one F-word)
Don’t Fear The Reaper - Blue Oyster Cult
3 AM - Eminem (technically, I don’t think there are any curses [he says “shit” and “ass” once], but the lyrics talk about drug use, dismemberment, and masturbation lmao)
The lullaby from Young Frankenstein
Random audio cuts from classic monster movies like King Kong, Godzilla, and Charlie Brown and the Great Pumpkin
Giant Steps - John Coltrain we’re fucking with the audience at this point
Mad World - Gary Jules (Donnie Darko soundtrack)
The Time Warp (Rocky Horror)
In The Light - Led Zeppelin (riffs sound absolutely demonic)
Random cut to The Simpsons. Doctor Nick: “The red thing’s connected to my… wrist watch”
Iron Butterfly - In a Gadda Da Vida (You can take a shit, smoke a blunt, lose track of reality, regain your senses, and take a second shit before this song finishes)
Because I Got High (Christmas Remix) (My jack-o-lantern is frozen, it’s still outside)
The Road to Shambala - Three Dog Night (LOST is spooky) (you are turning on the lights and telling everyone to go home by now) …
Spanish Monster Mash played on the jukebox at a bar in Mexico in like… Febrero, and I completely lost my mind.
I’ve has a running bit at work of playing monster Mash for every holiday and sneaking it into the Christmas song Playlist we reluctantly do for tips. It’s cause of.the simpsons. ‘It’s kind of a valentines day song, they’re coming together and keeping their evil in check.’ And kinda wanted to specifically not have monster Mash as a gag and this is the perfect way around it. I’ll see about other languages too, I bet German monster Mash is funny as hell
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