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Coming on Lemmy and complaining because there are too many Linux users is like going in to a brothel and complaining that there are too many hookers

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Default_Defect@midwest.social
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Speaking of, I recently switched to Linux, do the thigh high socks just show up or do I have to order them myself?

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neidu2@feddit.nl
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If you use arch you have to start knitting

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Magiilaro@feddit.org
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And with Gentoo you have to spin your own yarn before the knitting 😁

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bluewing@lemm.ee
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And with LFS, you need to breed, raise the sheep and then shear them yourself before you get to spin and knit the socks…

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Jesus_666@lemmy.world
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But you can tune the specifications of the yarn to theoretically make the socks up to 2% more comfy. In practice your tuning efforts will make the socks less comfortable and tear more easily.

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ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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You unlock them once you enter your 10,000th terminal command.

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onionsinmypores@sh.itjust.works
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I just checked my history, 21110. And there was more that got cut off before I increased the history length. Are they supposed to come each Christmas or something because I don’t have them yet.

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Björn Tantau@swg-empire.de
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Just read the Arch wiki. It’s clearly explained there. Fuckin’ noob. Thread locked.

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Default_Defect@midwest.social
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Better get to work then, its gonna be a cold winter.

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Saleh@feddit.org
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Does repeating commands count or do they have to be entered manually?

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Hupf@feddit.org
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It’s rather a r9k kind of deal

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Shard@lemmy.world
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You need to be a naughty slut that deserves a spanking for that to appear.

You get a choice of free maid/nurse/lab assistant outfit as well.

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phlegmy@sh.itjust.works
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Yep, as written in the manuscript:
“Stallman’s Sluts and Torvalds’ Thots,
shall all receive some thigh-high socks.”

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Valmond@lemmy.world
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This should be on a metal plate somewhere

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wholookshere@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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You have to find the shop and pay some gold, but when you equip them you get +2 programming and can be combined with BLÅHAJ for +2 gender euphoria.

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