They still have the hockey stick around as a reminder to Atlas.

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What’s the maximum hip thrusting frequency on one of these? It’s for a friend 😄.

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Wouldn’t be surprised if it could literally split you in two and I’m not sure whether that’s a good or bad answer, but I won’t kink shame.

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My friend would like more please

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Please - assume - the - position.

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There might be a new room in everyone’s home for this. First there was the living room and the infamous “love seat”…but we know better…it was a duck bench! Then they housed whatever was the “kit” in it’s own Chen! They even put the beds in their own room along with the bath. Even the Gays got a Rash for cars. And now, move over Vibrator!, sayonara Silicone tipped hacksaw! Here comes Atlas… better known as Atlass! The fuck that never stops! It’s for you hard working man or woman, for you who can’t get enough from. JUST 5 minutes. Atlas will give you 60 minutes at 60hertz or more until it really hurts!

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How much does one of these robots cost? And when can we buy one for our homes?

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As a maker, am obligated to build my own dildo jiggler robot. I need a reciprocating saw , some pegs and hot glue…hold my beers! 🍻

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