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Anon awakens an ancient evil(sh.itjust.works)

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thefartographer@lemm.ee
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While the “caste iron cookware” sounds fascinating, I’m mostly interested in these “navel ships”

Please don’t edit your comment, the mental images I’m getting from it are fantastic

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TachyonTele@lemm.ee
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Attempting to fathom the terrors of the Old Ones only leads to maidness

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SpiderShoeCult@sopuli.xyz
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*attempts to fathom terrors* *suddenly gets urge to put on a maid outfit and dust the place* You’re not wrong…

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Zagorath@aussie.zone
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I’m mostly interested in these “navel ships”

You ever heard of “belly-button shots”? Well a navel ship is what you get if you float a tiny boat on one.

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Maestro@fedia.io
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Tiny? Do you have any idea how large the Great Old One’s navel is? You can float a destroyer in it…

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BatrickPateman@lemmy.world
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Navel ships makes for the real cosmic horror here.

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BalooWasWahoo@links.hackliberty.org
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Lovecraftian horror is just realizing the earth is floating in a sea of dark matter that splooshed into the elder god’s belly button.

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Meron35@lemmy.world
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What, haven’t you seen fandoms shipping the bellybuttons of two characters together

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SplashJackson@lemmy.ca
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These naval ships rely on the motion of the ocean to get where they wanna go

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