I was blown away by the choice, underwhelmed by the experience, amused by the reaction. While I said I’d do it again, the comedy of the novelty will be absent.

I feel bad for the guy. We know what CTE does and we know what his future will hold. If he doesn’t die by his own hand after angrily beating someone who didn’t deserve it, he’s gonna go out confused, scared, and probably shaking horrifically.

But that doesn’t mean he deserves anyone to vote for him. This isn’t homecoming king for a feel-good story. Also, dude was kinda a dick before the repeated TBIs, so probably not homecoming king material either.

You’re right that they’ve been more critical, but the bar was set very very low…

“Hey, you said I’d get a million dollars and this is only sixty-two bucks!”

”You changed the amount by counting it.”

"Sorry I missed the meeting that should have been an email, the military fucked up my alarms. Anyway, just send me an email with the tldr. "

Tried some that a friend brought over to a different friend’s apartment. Friend freaked out because his roommate gets upset about strong smells. 7/10, would eat that oddly unpleasant fruit again to ruin another friend’s apartment.

The votes are coming in right now. They’ve BEEN coming in for over a week. The people going to vote today are not going to hear about this story before they go vote. The people who hear about this story are not going to listen. Where was all this “you just effed up” rhetoric weeks ago, months ago, YEARS ago WHEN THESE CHUCKLE-FUCKS ALREADY DONE BEEN FUCKING UP???

I’m glad you got your headline, but fuck you all for pretending like Trump and Vance had any qualities or qualifications to occupy the Whitehouse. Even if Harris wins, if it’s by anything less than a 25 point lead, then our country is still fucked from all the people who have been given the room to believe that Trump was ever an option.

Do it. I fucking dare you. It’ll be fun to watch a media powerhouse and a douche meth lab burn each other down.

What do you call it when something makes no sense whatsoever but makes perfect sense?

I can and I will!

“You eat ass”

Enjoy!