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What the hell even is a Nittany Lion?(lemmy.world)

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You bolt awake. The year is 1656. You summon a servant, sure of what must be done. You are Oliver Cromwell, Lord Protector of the Commonwealth. And William Penn must die.

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Denjin@lemmings.world
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If he hadn’t banned Christmas, genocided the Irish and trained a worthy successor Britain would quite easily remained a republic with, for the time, pretty progressive governance

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𝕽𝖚𝖆𝖎𝖉𝖍𝖗𝖎𝖌𝖍@midwest.social
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And if my grandmother had wheels, she’d be a bicycle.

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Atrichum@lemmy.worldOP
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And if a frog had side pockets, he’d carry a handgun.

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DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social
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I didn’t know frogs were conservatives, no wonder Jones was so worried about the guvment turning them gay.

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