I feel this strip.
While I have met a lot of ignorant humans in my time who just babble on incessantly, I think dogs still win here. At least mine do when they do things like jump up off of their beds, bark at the wall for a minute, then lie back down, go to sleep, and have a dream about barking- which I know because they make little tiny bark noises without opening their mouths.
I can’t give you pics of the noises, but here are Ghost and Charlie.
Those are Charlie’s ears in their natural state. My wife doesn’t like it when I say he has a broken ear, but he clearly has a broken ear.
Extremely cute.
And extremely stupid.
But that’s what makes dogs so great.