Considering they unironically released a loli mascot and implemented the plot of Dogma as real policy I can no longer tell if this is fake or not.
Just to correct you on something: the plot of dogma is real policy since at least 1300. It is not new.
Still just a marketing tactic though.
At press time, a contingent of church goers was forming outside the Vatican to protest the new flavor, claiming that, if anything, Jesus was lemon-lime.
Almost had me thinking this was something real.