My Christian English teacher once said that yoga brings you closer to the devil.
In france, they do “yoga” for the kids in primary school. My super fundamentalist ex wife refused to send them to school on yoga days because it’s “devil worship”.
They’re just makeing things up now.
Oh, yeah, also you shouldn’t eat noodles because they look like snakes, and snakes are a sign of the devil. Also shoe laces.
I like to point out to these people that it isn’t devil worship, it can’t be, because only Christians believe in the devil. The church of Satan just likes to mock them.