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I mean, I wouldn’t want to eat inorganic food. What would that even be, pure salt?

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Many different salts, not just NaCl. As well as many metals and some acids. But they all are micronutrients, you won’t get any calories out of them.

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So it’s a diet then.

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6 points

won’t get any calories out of them

Me, an intellectual: eats a chunk of uranium

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I ate lead paint chips when I was a kid.
Delicious. But deadly.

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McDonald’s?

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Chick FIL A

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I thought that was made from ground-up plundered religious artifacts or something

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Spam

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You can actually eat spammers, and I think doing so counts as community service

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Hey now, spam is made of pork! What cuts of pork we’re talking about, well, that’s a different question.

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It’s “mystery” “meat”.

Also “organic”

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ITT: Non-Americans and people being facetious

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