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People who buy frozen pizza and think it’s enjoyable

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I don’t eat it because it’s enjoyable, I eat it because I’ve been laying in bed all day trying to get my depressed ass up in a futile attempt to prove to myself that I can indeed be functioning & productive member of society, until I reluctantly accept the fact that it will never ever happen and that I am in fact required to ingest some sort of food in order to survive. So I throw a frozen pizza in the oven

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Brother, let me try and help you out.

Next time you’re in the supermarket stocking up on frozen pizzas, get your self a packet of grated pizza cheese, and some extra sliced ham, and / or fresh peppers. Pile on the extra cheese, ham, and slice up the peppers if you decided on those, put it in the oven as usual, but for a few minutes extra.

The overdose of cheese, and extra flavours will have you feeling a lot better!

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Genuinely wholesome advice, thank you <3

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Or visit the salad bar. You can get a nice container of exactly however much ingredients you want to add to your pizza, already cut up and ready to go

Everyone thinks you’re choosing a healthy meal; you know you’re choosing a better tasting pizza with minimal effort

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Too real

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frozen pizza is enjoyable you cunt.

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Oh so you cut your pizza into 5 slices then.

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