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I think you misunderstood geese with swans. But i did not know about swans are dangerous or not. But goose are hell anything as told by internet.

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Swans can and do bite nastily but that highly depends on what you do to them. If you raid their nest, they will bite you, whereas if you feed them from your hand, they will bite you too because they’re dumb birds. To get a hug, you need to adopt an ugly duckling and raise it all the way (good luck teaching it how to find food underwater).

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Regular swans are pretty chill, so long as you don’t fuck with them. Black swans are generally dicks though.

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Bro…

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In my personal experience, all I need to do to piss off a swan is sit near a lake. Geese on the other hand, never attacked me.

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