I guess this could just as easily be posted in an anti-work community

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These are fun. For any other CEOs reading along, here’s your new policy/advertisement:

  • Furniture Row could convert every employee workstation to standing only.
  • Starbucks could require every staff member to go caffeine free.
  • Underarmor could set a black tie dress code for all employees.
  • Master lock could shut down their staff gym citing uncontrolled theft from lockers.
  • Grayhound could ban employees from traveling together to events.
  • General Mills could establish a rewards program for employees who participate in a daily morning fast until lunchtime.
  • Atlassian and Salseforce could shift their internal help desks to in-person only with 100% paper records.
  • Peterbilt could start an incentive program that reimburses staff for buying local.
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  • Microsoft could require Macs for all employees.

  • Xfinity could only offer dialup at their offices.

  • Dairy Queen could only hire diabetics.

  • The cafeteria at Purdue Farms headquarters could be all-vegan.

  • Barnes and Noble staff must have a library card and check out books regularly.

  • Amazon delivery drivers must have their license suspended.

  • Bed, Bath and Beyond could require their floor staff to only come in if they haven’t showered.

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Didn’t BBB go under, close all their stores, and sell their name to overstock.com?

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Starbucks bans coffee in its offices, cites study saying its bad for your health. Stocks herbal tea instead.

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IKEA now only buy from furniture row.

Boeing ban employees from taking aircraft, citing safety concerns with their aircraft.

USPS require all packages be delivered by courier - I can actually see that one happening

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Atlassian and Salseforce could shift their internal help desks to in-person only with 100% paper records.

That would probably be an improvement for Salesforce. I truly hate their software. It’s god awful.

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That Master Lock one seems entirely plausible.

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I like the way you think.

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