8 points
Also, Australians don’t speak English. They speak Cunt :)
It’s not like americans speak english either.
10 points
More like the Bri’ish don’t (know how to) speak their own goddamn language.
3 points
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Dare I ask where the “T” is?
Also, the Bri’ish decided the adopt French spelling conventions into their language because they wanted to be snobby fancy, like “colour” and “theatre” – it’s a mess.
We North Americans follow the lead of patriot and genius Noah Webster who just wanted words to have sane, consistent, intuitive spelling conventions.
2 points
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2 points