Your honor, I would like the opportunity to interview the underaged girl accusing me of rape, privately in my basement, so we can try to reenact the crime and confirm her testamony.
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I mean I would go along with it, maliciouscompliance style.
“So you want to review the evidence?”
“Yes”
“In a secure facility?”
“Yes”
“On your own?”
“Well, maybe with my lawyer…”
“Alright, defendent will be locked up together with their lawyer according to their own wishes.”
