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IDEs are bloat. I write my code using command line and concatenating each line into the file.

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Please, that’s way too high level, I move the file to a hdd, pull it out and then use a fridge magnet to change individual bits. Works like a charm.

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Why write code when you can turn the transistors on and off yourself? I have a few thousand buttons connected to the CPU, and some homies and I open or close them on each clock cycle to feed it different instructions and inputs.

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Oh, finally an ed user!

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Haha teletype goes clickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclick

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