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What kind of maniac posts a screenshot of their code instead of the code itself to ask for help tho

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Someone fishing for compliments about their IDE setup

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21 points

I only accept photographs of the screen

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16 points

Can you fax them to me?

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6 points

Make sure to print them out and re-photograph them on a wooden table!

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6 points

Uses vim

copies console text feed

Evil knows no bounds >:)

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6 points

With embedded terminal escapes? True evil indeed.

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4 points

Indeed, how else will everyone see my glorious solarized light theme?

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79 points

On stackoverflow, they will answer aggressively: "Don’t post picture of code

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50 points

That’s like common sense

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30 points

Good

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19 points

Finally a good answer on that website

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9 points

Then, to fix it the user paste the code as text but with awful formatting. Then get another aggressive answer: “** DAMNIT, FORMAT YOUR CODE**”

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7 points

Then, when it’s properly formatted, CLOSED AS DUPLICATE

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5 points

Just run it through OCR. Super efficient! 😅

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3 points

On stackoverflow, they will answer aggressively

Just leave it there tbh

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50 points

If you send me a screenshot of your code I’m not helping you, sorry.

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15 points

Seriously, what the fuck kind of animal does that.

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44 points

IDEs are bloat. I write my code using command line and concatenating each line into the file.

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Please, that’s way too high level, I move the file to a hdd, pull it out and then use a fridge magnet to change individual bits. Works like a charm.

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11 points

Why write code when you can turn the transistors on and off yourself? I have a few thousand buttons connected to the CPU, and some homies and I open or close them on each clock cycle to feed it different instructions and inputs.

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Oh, finally an ed user!

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2 points

Haha teletype goes clickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclick

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31 points

I use light mode. Compliments are not forthcoming.

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Light mode is the best and I think a significant number of people who oppose it are students or hobbyists who only program outside of typical work hours. During work hours, I want bright light to keep me alert. And I work in a well lit office and home mostly during the time of day when there’s lots of sunlight. Dark mode just doesn’t make sense for professionals.

Plus, if even a single documentation site or Google search uses a light theme (and many do, especially by default), you risk blinding yourself with the sudden flash to light. By comparison, if I’m using light mode and something else is in dark mode, it doesn’t hurt me at all.

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You can use Dark Reader for those sites. But I do get where you’re coming from.

I’m not in an IDE all day every day, but there are dashboards that I keep in light mode to subconsciously signal to myself to be extra careful in. It’s like how some Linux admins set their production shells to bright red.

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Almost every professional developer that I know uses dark mode. Maybe 1% uses light mode and those are people who code in legacy environment.

And for web, you have Dark Reader 🤷 so no bright lights when browsing web.

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SQL Server Management Studio still has no dark mode, although there is a hidden one that Microsoft really doesn’t want you to use (I think you need to change a registry flag, also it sucks). But I think Azure Data Studio might.

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I don’t care what you prefer. But:

Dark mode just doesn’t make sense for professionals.

Come on.

I use a dark, low contrast theme and work in a nearly unlit room with my monitors on nearly minimum brightness. It’s comfortable and totally efficient. I understand wanting to switch to bright mode and use higher contrast when reading unfamiliar material, but code is not that. It is highly structured, repetitive (syntactically) and organized. So you can usually have a clear idea of what you’re looking at without relying much on visual details.

you risk blinding yourself with the sudden flash to light

Only if your monitors are way, way too bright for your environment.

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2 points

It has to be a troll

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Joke’s on you, first thing I do is closing the blinders in my office, when I come in to work.

But really, I just prefer dark themes. I can and will totally work with bright themes, if the GUI supports it, but if I have the choice, I chose dark themes wherever possible (e. g. Not for applications in bright sunlight). And yes, I work during daylight hours…

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Dark mode just doesn’t make sense for professionals.

What, you don’t skateboard down the hallway to the server room?

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