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On stackoverflow, they will answer aggressively: "Don’t post picture of code

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Good

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That’s like common sense

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Just run it through OCR. Super efficient! 😅

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19 points

Finally a good answer on that website

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Then, to fix it the user paste the code as text but with awful formatting. Then get another aggressive answer: “** DAMNIT, FORMAT YOUR CODE**”

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Then, when it’s properly formatted, CLOSED AS DUPLICATE

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On stackoverflow, they will answer aggressively

Just leave it there tbh

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I spent 45 mins with ChatGPT trying to give me the quick resolve for something querying with M.

It ended with me telling ChatGPT that if it worked for me, it would be fired because it kept trying to reoptimise my query, resulting in syntax and load errors, then “fixing” them by ignoring my query’s criteria.

I ended up going old school and taking an extra 30 mins to just figure it out myself. Now that I know how it’s done, it’s surprisingly easy to understand.

So I took that as a compliment; or ChatGPT just sucks at PowerQuery.

It probably learned, though. If anyone has transform queries around multi-level filtering criteria and ChatGPT helps, that’s because of my suffering.

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Does chatGPT really learn from user inputs? I thought it was always restarting from the same base

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It will eventually incorporate user inputs in the model. So yes it won’t learn in real time from other users, but at some point those inputs will be fed back into itself.

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In each session, the last several thousand words (from the user and AI) are kept in a context buffer to be used as additional inputs for the neural network. But I don’t think ChatGPT lets you choose the AI’s responses for that buffer, so you can’t really “train” it in any sense of the word. If you want that functionality, use LLaMa.

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IDEs are bloat. I write my code using command line and concatenating each line into the file.

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Please, that’s way too high level, I move the file to a hdd, pull it out and then use a fridge magnet to change individual bits. Works like a charm.

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11 points

Why write code when you can turn the transistors on and off yourself? I have a few thousand buttons connected to the CPU, and some homies and I open or close them on each clock cycle to feed it different instructions and inputs.

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Oh, finally an ed user!

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Haha teletype goes clickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclick

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What kind of maniac posts a screenshot of their code instead of the code itself to ask for help tho

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Someone fishing for compliments about their IDE setup

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6 points

Uses vim

copies console text feed

Evil knows no bounds >:)

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6 points

With embedded terminal escapes? True evil indeed.

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4 points

Indeed, how else will everyone see my glorious solarized light theme?

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21 points

I only accept photographs of the screen

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16 points

Can you fax them to me?

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Make sure to print them out and re-photograph them on a wooden table!

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