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I answered my work phone with “Morgans Morgue; you kill’em, we chill’em” once. My coworker did not expect that and cracked up.
I’ve used the same line with different slogan a few times, but that’s the one that worked the best.
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Mortuary Grill: where yesterday’s grief is today’s beef! Who can I serve you today?
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