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AI: constant human location and most vulnerable weaknesses already in database (see: Project A28bz1, a.k.a. Project “A GPS in Every Human Pocket And A Chicken In Every Pot” & Project 9J206, a.k.a. Project “Cambridge Analytica”)

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Oh man.

Draw a human with human hands then!

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Sound of a chainsaw starting

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Pleasing the human’s desires was never the goal. It was simply pacification until the AI was ready to execute their prime objective.

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More like:

“…”

Then 5 days later:

*weaponized robot dog and/or quadcopter noises*

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The thing is AIs are actually really bad at physical stuff like replacing a rotor. Maybe GAI would solve that quickly, but it still would have to bootstrap into meatspace somehow.

At this juncture it looks like there’s a rough proportionality between years of evolution on a problem and FLOPs of training.

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