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17 points

In my imagination they sell pork fat, pork dripping, beef tallow etc and bread to soak it all up. I’m not sure I want to look it up to find out what it actually is

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You’re actually not super far off - their entire gimmick is 1) being open until 3-4am 2) they sell subs that have like, chicken tenders AND mozzarella sticks AND fries all on one sandwich

They were on shark tank and pretty upfront for national TV that “this is complete trash food you’re going to feel bad about tomorrow that you order when you’re drunk and high and everhthing is closed”

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they sell subs that have like, chicken tenders AND mozzarella sticks AND fries all on one sandwich

reprogram the nukes to hit this abomination first.

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25 points

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damn it must be demeaning to order here. “one Fat Slob please!”

they gotta lean into it and add Fat Drunken Dumbass and Fat Divorced Mess

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Fat Gorbies isn’t made with pizza? Revisionism!

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7 points

fat gorbie? Is this a Pizza Hut crossover?

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They actually did mention it was based (based on what? based on something) but I couldn’t remember what - good shout

And yeah it’s literally the header image on their homepage

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10 points

Put Salo on the menu and I’m ready to invest in your idea.

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3 points

Maybe as an appetizer for Naked Lunch?

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