89 points

$68.50 on doordash a day? for one person? also i find it hard to believe that someone would be ordering chili’s, applebee’s, and hooters when those are some of the worst quality food and people only go there to sit down

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73 points

hold up have you even met americans?

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i had to do some gig delivery at one point and I can assure you that people are absolutely ordering that shit on the apps. And this was in a large city where you could get pretty much anything you want

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40 points

i believe you but i seriously question those customers’ judgement. i’ve delivered ubereats/doordash as well and it sent me to those places like 1% of the time, most of what i delivered was Chinese places, five guys, and a local taco place

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I dated a girl who told me she spent $600/month on take out and she was on a student’s budget.

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Same. Big sushi order 2-4 times a month. Granted they didnt have a car so.

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8 points

I used to be embarassed about my sushi habit in college and it was like 60$ every 3-4 months. Man, i miss those nights. We were all so young and dumb and horny and sushi was new and cool. We thought we were so cool in our “fancy” thrifted clothes (back when thrifting was cheap) that didn’t really fit, driving beater old cars downtown. It all seems so quaint looking back but at the time it was just amazing being alive.

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30 points

$68.50 in door dash is what, $30 of food at menu price before fees and tip?

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Which is still high, a hole in the wall restaurant is usually like 20 dollars per person and I usually tip my old Chinese grandma waitress/cook half that because I love her

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The column header says sum of subtotal, I think this is before fees, tax, and tip.

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Nah

Doordash isn’t gonna let you export reports of your spending to excel and “sum of subtotal” is the default label for a pivot table, this is pulled from his credit card statement

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3 points

A lot of people have appalling taste, often just for lack of options or experience. You wouldn’t believe the shit Minnesotans eat on purpose even though they don’t have to.

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3 points

Bc the overhead on delivery is so high; they couldn’t afford more premium food.

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he spent more on doordash than I make in a year isn’t that fun

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Dudes spending half a million Rand on DoorDash FFS. I know you can’t compare currencies and shit, but that’s enough for a large family to live comfortably in South Africa, in a nice suburban housing complex even.

First world excess really makes me angry for some reason lol.

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75 points

I do self-criticism constantly because I’m trapped in a Maoist cult where comrades (white terrorists) criticize me mercilessly for having a fascist credit card (VISA Silver Signature Rewards)

They won’t let me order vegan pizza anymore because the phone is fascist and “summoning my pizza slaves with a bourgeois app” is “bad vibes”

This is the moment that I finally realize that the Maoist cult was right all along.

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31 points

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14 points

Where is this from?

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26 points

I think this is where it’s from. Just something someone came up with that caught on and became a meme here.

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11 points

Thanks, truly the face of modern opression.

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This is the most basic list of food to buy. But also: WHO THE FUCK ORDERS $1500 WORTH OF HOOTERS???

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26 points

Oh yeah he’s stacked

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Absolutely shameful to order Hooters when there is literally any other wing restaurant around, and I checked, there’s two Wingstops near this man. And it’s not because it’s a breastaurant, it’s because the food is terrible.

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23 points

It is shameful to order Hooters even if you are in the middle of the desert, they magically have a location right there, and you will starve to death if you don’t eat there.

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6 points

Remember back when wings were, what, 10? 25 cents? “Back in my day you could get a stake dinner for a dollat” except back in my day the minimum was was exactly what it is now. : p shit’s gotten so, so much more expensive in the last 20 years.

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31 points

It’s gotta be parody I can’t imagine anyone eating apple bees by choice

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20 points

Normally I’d agree, but see my comment elsewhere in the thread–I think this is all too real.

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8 points

Yeah I guess it’s possible.

I last visited Applebee’s like a decade ago because I had a giftcard. We ordered just the appetizer sampler. The meatballs were still frozen in the middle. We left the card on the table and walked out.

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14 points

fuck it’s on there twice

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25 points

Chick fil A is on there twice too. Like $3.4k on homophobic chicken.

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68 points

how many fucking fast food places are there in the US? you have one callled fat shack???

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The list was actually cut off, so there’s more

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54 points

Wicked Good Sandwiches

Freddy’s Frozen Custard and Steakburgers

Bojangles’ Chicken 'n Burritos

Captain D’s Seafood Kitchen

Shipley Do-Nuts

Bubbakoo’s Burritos

This is like if that one Japanese baseball simulator generated names for American fast food places

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20 points

Guarantee you those are ghost kitchens and have some of the worst slop known to man.

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11 points

So much of this must be delivery and mileage to be ordering from that many places. Like that’s got to be every place withint a couple of miles.

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11 points

how could you disrespect bojangles like that

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I am familiar with one of these but I’m not sure how doxxy it’d be to say which

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Dollar General? You can get DoorDash from Dollar General? The exploitative “dollar store” that exists mainly in poor areas where “real” stores don’t want to set up shop?

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11 points

Less that real storesa don’t want to set up than that the economic collapse in the region got so bad that everything else pulled out or went under, often leaving the various dollar stores as one of the only retailers and sometimes the only food store in the area. Shit’s real bad.

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11 points

Probably candy and soda. What do you doordash from a petsmart though?

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21 points

Tag yourself. I’m TATER HEADZ LLC

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In California, there’s literally a burger chain called Fatburger

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2 points

It’s pretty good

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22 points

You have no idea. And most of them have nothing resembling a vegetable on the menu.

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17 points

In my imagination they sell pork fat, pork dripping, beef tallow etc and bread to soak it all up. I’m not sure I want to look it up to find out what it actually is

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You’re actually not super far off - their entire gimmick is 1) being open until 3-4am 2) they sell subs that have like, chicken tenders AND mozzarella sticks AND fries all on one sandwich

They were on shark tank and pretty upfront for national TV that “this is complete trash food you’re going to feel bad about tomorrow that you order when you’re drunk and high and everhthing is closed”

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they sell subs that have like, chicken tenders AND mozzarella sticks AND fries all on one sandwich

reprogram the nukes to hit this abomination first.

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10 points

Put Salo on the menu and I’m ready to invest in your idea.

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3 points

Maybe as an appetizer for Naked Lunch?

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