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98 points

artificial insemination; beard marriage, loves her husband platonically. I am a JS dev.

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Lesbian, in marriage with another lesbian and adopted 3 kids. Still virgin.

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26 points

Her partner is actually a woman, but dynamic type casts made her write “husband”.

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and by kids, she means their cats and/or dogs

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11 points

Ah yes, the fursons and furdaughters.

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I was thinking they were his kids from the previous marriage, though artificial insemination works just as well!

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1 point

I’ve had a JavaScript certification for over a decade now and I think I hate you.

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Java devs are prima mental gymnasticists, always able to make anything make sense.

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JS !== Java

Try Javascript some day!

  • We have truthy and falsy! Empty string or null? Yeah, that’s false!
  • Of course we can parse a string to number, but if it’s not a number it’s NaN!
  • null >= 0 is true!
  • Assign a variable with =, test type equality with == and test actual equality with ===. You will NEVER use the wrong amount of = anywhere, trust me!
  • Our default sort converts everything to string, then sorts by UTF-16 code. So yes, [1, 10, 3] is sorted and you are going to live with it.
  • True + true = 2. You know I’m right.

Try Javascript today!

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Our default sort converts everything to string, then sorts by UTF-16 code. So yes, [1, 10, 3] is sorted and you are going to live with it.

I’m not sure whether this is satire or not.

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True + true = 2. I’ve heard memes about Javascript, but jeez. It’s really that bad?

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I made the thing in the thing print “hello world” with C# once, is Javascript for me?

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As a js dev, I will gymnastically take that as a compliment

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