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artificial insemination; beard marriage, loves her husband platonically. I am a JS dev.
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Lesbian, in marriage with another lesbian and adopted 3 kids. Still virgin.
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Java devs are prima mental gymnasticists, always able to make anything make sense.
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JS !== Java
Try Javascript some day!
- We have truthy and falsy! Empty string or null? Yeah, thatโs false!
- Of course we can parse a string to number, but if itโs not a number itโs NaN!
- null >= 0 is true!
- Assign a variable with =, test type equality with == and test actual equality with ===. You will NEVER use the wrong amount of = anywhere, trust me!
- Our default sort converts everything to string, then sorts by UTF-16 code. So yes, [1, 10, 3] is sorted and you are going to live with it.
- True + true = 2. You know Iโm right.
Try Javascript today!
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Our default sort converts everything to string, then sorts by UTF-16 code. So yes, [1, 10, 3] is sorted and you are going to live with it.
Iโm not sure whether this is satire or not.
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