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Were you forced to have kids at gunpoint?

Logical solution to this is to wait until your kid grows up a little bit and stops crying for no fucking reason. You can still travel with your toddler if you really want to, but use your own car. I don’t get the reason to take a kid this young, to travel with you, since he’s not going to remember anything anyway

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Yes I’ll just load my kids up into the car and drive across the fucking ocean to see my family.

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Because, as we all know, the only way of travelling across the ocean is by plane.

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It won’t kill you to not go to Norway for a couple of years

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I live in Norway. But sometimes it’s nice to leave for a few weeks.

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That would solve a lot of problems… You should get on that.

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People have families lol

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We all have families…

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Are you forced to take a plane at gunpoint?

Logical solution to this is to use your own means of transportation in order to be sure to be alone if you don’t like children. You can still take a plane if you really want to, but use your own plane. I don’t get the reason to take public means of transportation, since there will always be other people in them anyway.

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Oh right I’ll just take one of my many planes that I have just fucking lying around

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It was an answer to Mycoolnejm, not to you ^^

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Lol, allright let me just sit with my fucking toddler right next to you in a 6 hour flight. I coud’ve just waiter two years until he’s old enough to not cry at random shit to take him to Spain, but fuck ya’ll. I’m not locked in here with you, you’re locked in here with me and my toddler

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90% of your profile’s comments are in this thread

Either you seriously hate children to a ridiculous degree- in which case you need to see a therapist because this shit ain’t healthy- or you’re a troll.

I’m going with troll.

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I live in Norway. It’s my constitutional right to have 5 weeks of paid holiday a year (excluding public holidays) whether or not I have children. Driving isn’t viable as it would take several days just to get to a ferry that leaves Norway. Crying children are a part of flying, get used to it.

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4 points

Doesn’t mean you have to fly somewhere for a simple holiday.

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Yes I could drive a day and go camping in northern Scandinavia and get eaten alive by mosquitoes the size of sparrow hawks.

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You can have holidays in the same country that you live you know… Since you have a small child, it would be best to take care of him, instead of flying around in planes

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A couple of hours in a plane is less stressful for a toddler than several days in a car seat I assure you.

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Adults teaching your kids to say “mommy sells sex” is also part of flying. I can deal with some hours of crying. You can also deal with some days off embarrassment.

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I assure you it wouldn’t be the worst thing they come out with in public.

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