Sending this from work where I was looking at a coworker while talking and walked full-speed into the edge of a table
My leg hurt and itβs got a hella bruise going now
In kindergarden, I started running around the class with a pair of scissors in my hand. Tripped and the blades went right between my right eyeball and my skull.
Somehow nothing important was damaged (just a lot of bleeding and a very frightened teacher). I still have 2 functioning eyes, and I never again ran holding sharp objects.