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Pls give me leftist dogwhistles to put in my dating app bio

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My friend made me install Bumble. I want something that leftists will recognize but that won’t immediately scare off liberals (I can fix them)

Does anyone have any cool Lenin quotes for this purpose or something

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UmbraVivi [he/him, she/her]@hexbear.netOP
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Can’t wait to match with the leftist love of my life only for our accounts to get terminated before exchanging phone numbers because we’re inciting violence against landowners

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ImOnADiet@lemmygrad.ml
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smh my head, this is why we need open source dating apps

(but like if we could get everyone on dating apps to use one that unironically would be infinitely better than the shit we have now)

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thefartographer@lemm.ee
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I keep trying to think of some witty, humorous commentary about an open source dating app, but all of them are just abusive precursors to founding a cult…

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ImOnADiet@lemmygrad.ml
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Hey a cult’s only a problem if you’re out to harm your members eh?

/j

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