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51 points

If only my dick was big enough to touch the inside of the bowl

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You don’t want it to be, the cold touch of a toilet bowl specially a dirty public restroom gives me chills

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5 points

Only if there was some protective skin to protect the pp head.

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Tell me about it. My short stack can only rest comfortably on my nuts perched on the seat - it’s that or having my head get shredded by the razor edge of the seat lol

Lil dick click rise-up! We need to fight for our RIGHTS. We can’t take this shit no more!

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Is that when your dick is buried into your nut suck so when you pee, you piss all over your balls?

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Hilarious, but Buried Penis is a real condition. Small dick + overweight can be a horrible combo. If you have huge balls it’s probably the ultimate triple threat. Best be carrying wet wipes to freshen up heh

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Don’t use me to feel better about your shit, little dick.

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