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$5 says I know how he votes.

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$5 bucks says he doesn’t vote for a while.

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But he can still run to be President amiright?! Lol

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5 points

He didn’t lead an insurrection, so, sure.

Not sure it’ll go anywhere. We already have 2 florida men leading the pack.

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Not at all? Dude probably doesn’t know what day it is.

Where do I send my cashapp deets?

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Or maybe he writes in Ronald Reagan each election, muttering how if Carter gets into office, he’s going to let those Nazi commies take over the country and everyone will end up speaking Danish and forced to work in the sand mines so the European nudy beaches will stay nice, which he supports but is embarrassed about so he overcompensates.

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That seems more likely than him voting for anyone actually on the ballot.

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