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“Anything you say can be used against you in court.”

“Titties.”

“…”

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Held against you. It works much better with the proper wording.

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Opportunity is not compulsion

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In the movies they always say “… can and will be used against you”

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Well since we’re being all precise and shit, it’s “can and will be held against you”, which happens to fit the joke much better 🤷

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One of my favourite Talking Heads albums

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The witness requests titties. Baliff, bring in “Big Mike”

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His name was Robert Paulson

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