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That would be two thousand $5 purchases.

At two purchases per day, that’s about 2 years, 9 months.

At one purchase a day, that’s about 5 years 6 months.

At two purchases per week, that’s about 19 years 3 months.

At one purchase for week, that’s about 38 years, 5 months.

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Sandwiches are about $5. I eat a lotta sandwiches.

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Who’s your sandwich guy?

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Yeah but you’re going to eat something right? So it’s probably fine.

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I like sandwiches, I eat them all the time.

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All the time? Even right now?

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Thats a shockingly short period of time. Assuming two why not purchases a week, the average person spends $40,500 in their 78year lifespan.

The two a day spenders total out to $283,600.

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