I wish someone would fuck me like that… 😮‍💨

The first time I got to Midra and killed him, I hella thought it was just like that one dude from Sekiro that was a joke of a fight. Especially with his opener being a run where he trips and falls on his face.

Then a cutscene started playing.

“My God! Now there are two of them?!”

Who the hell did he play in Anchorman? 🤨

Spam bots have been fucking with my Calendar for years. Google allowing other people to add things to your calendar is just plain stupid.

This just looks like you might have done that with your ass tho. The spam bot entries are usually actual ads for shit like drugs or porn.

My man… Have you not heard of garlic fries? Just plop some sour cream on those. 🤤

Are we just rats in a piper’s tune soothed? Scraping for cheese in a maze made to lose? 🤔

Nothing made me feel like the future was now as Orbitz and freeze dried pizza from the Challenger Space Museum.

They don’t make Orbitz anymore tho :(

I would if any smart people ever ran for office.