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I’m just a weird, furry, pan guy (cis he/him). I also have a big, blue username.
I’m learning Japanese so sometimes I might write something out in romaji just to practice. Please correct it if it’s wrong!
I’m surprised to not see any songs by Stone Sour.
Mine: “Why do they always make them taller and not wider? I am not a snake. I cannot unhinge my jaw to eat it like that dude in the Burger King commercial.”
The greatest thing I remember that might qualify is way back in the day when Rainbow Six Rogue Spear came out, I had it on N64 and there was no PvP in that version, but there was co-op and friendly fire; so my friend and I would just kill all but 1 of the bad guys in a random small room, and leave him there so we could fight each other.
At one point he came around a corner at me and I fumbled the controls and just looked straight down; but because your model bent at the waist when doing this, I basically Matrix dodged every round he fired at me and was able to look back up and nail him.
Literally dodging figurative bullets counts, right?
They want your equations on the off chance you accidentally solve one of the Millenia Prize problems.
The only thing that would actually make you marginally better at E-sports would be a machine capable of running the game of choice without any dips in performance. You’re not gonna be as good as you could if your rig only provides an inconsistent 30fps in a high-speed play game where everybody else can get 144FPS without breaking a sweat.
But it’s only going to help so far; it’s not going to actually make you better at the game. It just will prevent you getting screwed over by things out of your control.
A chair won’t do anything. Lights in your keyboard and mouse won’t do anything. Wrist pads will not only not make you play better, they can end up giving you carpal tunnel if used improperly, etc.