Even if you’re hands didn’t get any dirtier while you were in the bathroom, they were probably already dirty enough to justify washing them.

A staggering number of chuds are getting whiny about having to wipe themselves now.

They’re just post-hoc rationalizing the fact they’re filthy little gremlins. Lets not pretend like their hygiene is any better at home, where their excuses aren’t applicable.

Afraid to sit on the toilet seat, wash yo ass.