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Fresh Kelly slop. Please upbear(hexbear.net)

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FlakesBongler [they/them]@hexbear.net
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I hate self-flushing toilets

9/10, they flush before I’m standing up and then I catch poo water on my behind

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NewAcctWhoDis [any]@hexbear.net
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The upside is you’re much less likely to walk into a stall with poop in the toilet

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FlakesBongler [they/them]@hexbear.net
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I feel like they should just have lids and they flush when you close the lid

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NewAcctWhoDis [any]@hexbear.net
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People wouldn’t close them

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hexaflexagonbear [he/him]@hexbear.net
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They flush when I’m on them and shift in the slightest

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FlakesBongler [they/them]@hexbear.net
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hexaflexagonbear [he/him]@hexbear.net
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It’s how happened tbh

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VILenin [he/him]@hexbear.net
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And when you actually want them to flush, good luck figuring out the exact sequence of the rain dance you must perform

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infuziSporg [e/em/eir]@hexbear.net
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I have regained so much peace of mind since I realized I could drape toilet paper over the sensor.

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