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ā€œanimal: evolves to run away from predators as a defense mechanismā€

humans: ayo, catch that shit and put it in circle with wood so they canā€™t leave, since, you know, they like to move. Also posts provide all their food and water and let them fuck to make more. Eat them with the evil plants.

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Also humans:

ayo evil plants arenā€™t evil enough. Letā€™s make little more evil baby plants and from those even more evil baby plants and letā€™s name the really evil one after a combination of a U.S. state and death itself and then put that shit on the tasty movers

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