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Anyone got one of those stupid horny copypastas with all the emojis for 9/11?

Like one of these:

MERRY🎅COCKMAS🍆🍆🍆🍆😜😜😜🐓🐓🐓🐓 AND HAPPY 😁 HOE-LIDAYS 😲😲😲😩😩😩

MERRY🎅COCKMAS🍆🍆🍆🍆😜😜😜🐓🐓🐓🐓 AND HAPPY 😁 HOE-LIDAYS 😲😲😲😩😩😩 THIS YEAR 📆 I’M DEFINITELY ✅ ON THE 😈😈😈NAUGHTY😈😈😈LIST📜📝 BECAUSE I’M 👈A GIGANTIC 🏳‍🌈🌈🏳‍🌈🌈🏳‍🌈🌈🏳‍🌈🌈🎄❄HO-HO-HOMOSEXUAL❄🎄🏳‍🌈🌈🏳‍🌈🌈🏳‍🌈🌈🏳‍🌈🌈 WHICH IS NOT 🙅‍♀❌ VERY CHRISTIAN ⛪🙏 BUT I STILL CAN APPRECIATE 😜 SAINT DICK ✚🎉✚🎉 I CAN’T WAIT FOR 🎅SANTA🎅 TO SLIDE DOWN MY CHIMNEY ⬇🏠😜💊 AND STUFF MY STOCKING 🧊🎁😜 FULL OF DILDOS 😱🍆 AND PENIS PARAPHERNALIA 🍆🍆🍆🍆💊💊💊 BECAUSE I’M JUST A LITTLE 🀏 FESTIVE 🎄🎅🀶⛄❄🎁removed🏳‍🌈🌈🏳‍🌈🌈🍆🍆😜😜😩😩😩💊💊💊

SO TO ALL MY 💋👄💋👄💋SLUTTY 😩😩😩💋💋💋 SANTA’S 🎅🎅🏿🎅🏜🎅🏻 LITTLE HELPERS 😉😉😉👏👏& HORNY 😩😈 CHRISTMAS ELVES 🧝🏻‍♂🧝🏻‍♂🧝🏻‍♂ REMEMBER LET IT “SNOW” 🌚🌚🌚❄❄❄❄⛄⛄⛄😜😜😜😜😜💊💊💊💊 AND DON’T FORGET TO 🌟✚🌟✚DECORATE✚🌟✚🌟 YOUR “TREE” 😜😜😜🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆 I’LL BE WAITING 🕚🕕🕠 UNDER THE MISTLETOE 🍃🊶 WRAPPED UP IN RIBBON 😳🎁🎀💝 WAITING ⏱ FOR YOU 👆TO UNWRAP 😳🎀 ME SO WE CAN TASTE 👅💊 EACHOTHER’S CANDY CANES 🍬✚🍬✚🍬✚😩😩😩🍆🍆🍆💊💊💊

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first one i found and it's terrible

Buckle 🔒 your seatbelts 💺 bitches 😏 because some terrWHOREists 🇊🇪🇞🇊 just hiJACKED OFF ✊🏻and SLAMMED 💥a second plane 🛬into your Lower 😰East 🧭Side🏙 ! Don’t 🙅‍♀believe the removedpiracies 👩🏌‍🔬, your wiki-leaking 👩🏌‍💻SLUT fuel ⛜⛜is gonna melt 🥵🥵 his steel beams 🏗⛓. NEVER FORGET 🫡 🕯how we CAME 💊 together 🫂🀝 raising our flags 🇺🇞, TITS 🍒, and COCKS 🍆for our fellow Ameriremoved 🊅🗜👩🏻‍🚒

Thanks 🙏🏻to Bussy Bush 🌳🀠and his DEEP 🕳state, TSA 👮🏻‍♂can rub 🧌their hands 👐🏻all over your ASS 🍑of evil 😏. Daddy DICK Cheney 🍆 will be waiting to send the biggest 🥵, throbbing 😖, COCKtrymen 🫡🪖to spread 🙌🏻 freeDOM 🪢to your tight 😫, slimey 😜💧little cave🪚.‹‹Send this to 0⃣ patriots 😔 and you’ll go down somewhere 🚜 in Pennsylvania 🌟‚Send this to 9⃣ patriots and he’ll blast 🧚your pentagon 👚🏻‍✈🔥‚Send this to 1⃣1⃣ patriots and you’ll get BOTH ⚔ twin towers 🏢🏢tonight 😳😏

(edit: c words removed)

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Beautiful thank you

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raising our flags 🇺🇞, TITS 🍒

poetry

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I love those they always crack me the fuck up

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found one

conspire me the FUCK up ✈🏢✈🏢✈🏢✈🏢✈🏢 bush did 9/11✈ bush ✔ did it✈🏢blew up✈🏢the towers✈🏢🏢🌏 the✔towers ✔✔if i do ÆœaÒ¯ so my self 👀 watch loose change 👀 how did tower seven collapse tower seven tower seven (chorus: tower seven) mMMMMᎷМ🌏 👌👌 👌НO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ👌 👌👌 👌 🌏 ✈ 🏢 🏢 👀 👌👌bush did it

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