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Anyone got one of those stupid horny copypastas with all the emojis for 9/11?

Like one of these:

MERRY🎅COCKMAS🍆🍆🍆🍆😜😜😜🐓🐓🐓🐓 AND HAPPY 😁 HOE-LIDAYS đŸ˜ČđŸ˜ČđŸ˜ČđŸ˜©đŸ˜©đŸ˜©

MERRY🎅COCKMAS🍆🍆🍆🍆😜😜😜🐓🐓🐓🐓 AND HAPPY 😁 HOE-LIDAYS đŸ˜ČđŸ˜ČđŸ˜ČđŸ˜©đŸ˜©đŸ˜© THIS YEAR 📆 I’M DEFINITELY ✅ ON THE 😈😈😈NAUGHTY😈😈😈LIST📜📝 BECAUSE I’M 👈A GIGANTIC 🏳‍🌈🌈🏳‍🌈🌈🏳‍🌈🌈🏳‍🌈🌈🎄❄HO-HO-HOMOSEXUAL❄🎄🏳‍🌈🌈🏳‍🌈🌈🏳‍🌈🌈🏳‍🌈🌈 WHICH IS NOT đŸ™…â€â™€ïžâŒ VERY CHRISTIAN â›Ș🙏 BUT I STILL CAN APPRECIATE 😜 SAINT DICK ✹🎉✹🎉 I CAN’T WAIT FOR 🎅SANTA🎅 TO SLIDE DOWN MY CHIMNEY ⬇🏠😜💩 AND STUFF MY STOCKING 🧩🎁😜 FULL OF DILDOS đŸ˜±đŸ† AND PENIS PARAPHERNALIA 🍆🍆🍆🍆💩💩💩 BECAUSE I’M JUST A LITTLE đŸ€ FESTIVE đŸŽ„đŸŽ…đŸ€¶â›„â„đŸŽremovedđŸłâ€đŸŒˆđŸŒˆđŸłâ€đŸŒˆđŸŒˆđŸ†đŸ†đŸ˜œđŸ˜œđŸ˜©đŸ˜©đŸ˜©đŸ’ŠđŸ’ŠđŸ’Š

SO TO ALL MY 💋👄💋👄💋SLUTTY đŸ˜©đŸ˜©đŸ˜©đŸ’‹đŸ’‹đŸ’‹ SANTA’S đŸŽ…đŸŽ…đŸżđŸŽ…đŸœđŸŽ…đŸ» LITTLE HELPERS 😉😉😉👏👏& HORNY đŸ˜©đŸ˜ˆ CHRISTMAS ELVES đŸ§đŸ»â€â™‚ïžđŸ§đŸ»â€â™‚ïžđŸ§đŸ»â€â™‚ïž REMEMBER LET IT “SNOW” 🌹🌹🌹❄❄❄❄⛄⛄⛄😜😜😜😜😜💩💩💩💩 AND DON’T FORGET TO 🌟✹🌟✹DECORATE✹🌟✹🌟 YOUR “TREE” 😜😜😜🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆 I’LL BE WAITING 🕚🕕🕠 UNDER THE MISTLETOE đŸƒđŸŠ¶ WRAPPED UP IN RIBBON 😳🎁🎀💝 WAITING ⏱ FOR YOU 👆TO UNWRAP 😳🎀 ME SO WE CAN TASTE 👅💩 EACHOTHER’S CANDY CANES đŸŹâœšđŸŹâœšđŸŹâœšđŸ˜©đŸ˜©đŸ˜©đŸ†đŸ†đŸ†đŸ’ŠđŸ’ŠđŸ’Š

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found one

conspire me the FUCK up ✈🏱✈🏱✈🏱✈🏱✈🏱 bush did 9/11✈ bush ✔ did it✈🏱blew up✈🏱the towers✈🏱🏱🌏 the✔towers ✔✔if i do ÆœaÒŻ so my self 👀 watch loose change 👀 how did tower seven collapse tower seven tower seven (chorus: tower seven) mMMMMáŽ·ĐœđŸŒ 👌👌 👌НO0ĐžàŹ OOOOOĐžàŹ àŹ Ooooá”’á”’á”’á”’á”’á”’á”’á”’á”’đŸ‘Œ 👌👌 👌 🌏 ✈ 🏱 🏱 👀 👌👌bush did it

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first one i found and it's terrible

Buckle 🔒 your seatbelts đŸ’ș bitches 😏 because some terrWHOREists 🇩đŸ‡Ș🇾🇩 just hiJACKED OFF âœŠđŸ»and SLAMMED đŸ’„a second plane 🛬into your Lower 😰East 🧭SideđŸ™ïž ! Don’t đŸ™…â€â™€ïžbelieve the removedpiracies đŸ‘©đŸŒâ€đŸ”Ź, your wiki-leaking đŸ‘©đŸŒâ€đŸ’»SLUT fuel ⛜⛜is gonna melt đŸ„”đŸ„” his steel beams đŸ—ïžâ›“ïž. NEVER FORGET đŸ«Ą đŸ•Żïžhow we CAME 💩 together đŸ«‚đŸ€ raising our flags đŸ‡ș🇾, TITS 🍒, and COCKS 🍆for our fellow Ameriremoved đŸŠ…đŸ—œđŸ‘©đŸ»â€đŸš’

Thanks đŸ™đŸ»to Bussy Bush đŸŒłđŸ€ and his DEEP đŸ•łïžstate, TSA đŸ‘źđŸ»â€â™‚ïžcan rub đŸ§Œtheir hands đŸ‘đŸ»all over your ASS 🍑of evil 😏. Daddy DICK Cheney 🍆 will be waiting to send the biggest đŸ„”, throbbing 😖, COCKtrymen đŸ«ĄđŸȘ–to spread đŸ™ŒđŸ» freeDOM đŸȘąto your tight đŸ˜«, slimey đŸ˜œđŸ’§little caveđŸȘš.‹‹Send this to 0ïžâƒŁ patriots 😔 and you’ll go down somewhere 🚜 in Pennsylvania đŸŒŸâ€šSend this to 9ïžâƒŁ patriots and he’ll blast 🧹your pentagon đŸ‘šđŸ»â€âœˆïžđŸ”„â€šSend this to 1ïžâƒŁ1ïžâƒŁ patriots and you’ll get BOTH ⚔ twin towers 🏱🏱tonight 😳😏

(edit: c words removed)

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raising our flags đŸ‡ș🇾, TITS 🍒

poetry

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Beautiful thank you

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I love those they always crack me the fuck up

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