Get in here chapos! Any memes, rants, quips, jokes you have, let’s fuckin hear them! That shit is funny.

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first one i found and it's terrible

Buckle 🔒 your seatbelts 💺 bitches 😏 because some terrWHOREists 🇦🇪🇸🇦 just hiJACKED OFF ✊🏻and SLAMMED 💥a second plane 🛬into your Lower 😰East 🧭Side🏙️ ! Don’t 🙅‍♀️believe the removedpiracies 👩🏼‍🔬, your wiki-leaking 👩🏼‍💻SLUT fuel ⛽️⛽️is gonna melt 🥵🥵 his steel beams 🏗️⛓️. NEVER FORGET 🫡 🕯️how we CAME 💦 together 🫂🤝 raising our flags 🇺🇸, TITS 🍒, and COCKS 🍆for our fellow Ameriremoved 🦅🗽👩🏻‍🚒

Thanks 🙏🏻to Bussy Bush 🌳🤠and his DEEP 🕳️state, TSA 👮🏻‍♂️can rub 🧼their hands 👐🏻all over your ASS 🍑of evil 😏. Daddy DICK Cheney 🍆 will be waiting to send the biggest 🥵, throbbing 😖, COCKtrymen 🫡🪖to spread 🙌🏻 freeDOM 🪢to your tight 😫, slimey 😽💧little cave🪨.

Send this to 0️⃣ patriots 😔 and you’ll go down somewhere 🚜 in Pennsylvania 🌾
Send this to 9️⃣ patriots and he’ll blast 🧨your pentagon 👨🏻‍✈️🔥
Send this to 1️⃣1️⃣ patriots and you’ll get BOTH ⚔️ twin towers 🏢🏢tonight 😳😏

(edit: c words removed)

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raising our flags 🇺🇸, TITS 🍒

poetry

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Beautiful thank you

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