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112 points

Last panel is wrong. Genie would just grant him an MBA from a top tier school

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I once looked through a textbook from my friend’s MBA course. The first thing I noticed was in a highlighted box in the chapter on business negotiating: “Your skill at negotiating will affect the outcome of the negotiations.”

These are the people that make 10X what I make.

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21 points

This is why I refuse to get an MBA. I already know my pants go on my legs. Thanks.

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16 points

taking notes On the legs, you say? Interesting…🤔

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9 points

Your skill at putting on your pants will affect the outcome of the pants-on-putting operation.

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13 points

In Czech we say MBA means Mladý, Blbý, Arogantní - Young, Dumb, Arrogant.

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6 points

I have an MBA and I can assure you, most are not young.

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5 points

You’ve probably had the experience of sharing the highways there with Germans cutting through your country to get to Austria and forgetting they were not on the Autobahn any more. I drove a rental car when I visited there years ago, and I’ve never had a more terrifying driving experience than looking in my rearview mirror and seeing empty road stretching back for miles, and two seconds later having a black BMW riding my ass and flashing its high beams at me.

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9 points

Are you sure that wasn’t the introduction to the Speech skill in Skyrim?

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10 points

I learned this in my first statics class, and I have a BS in business administration.

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18 points

Statics? They teaching yall physics?

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12 points

Not spelling though… they skipped right past that.

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8 points

They gave you some bs alright.

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8 points

It would be funnier if the genie says “there are two rules”

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