Writing this as the coffee is doing it’s magic. Today’s feature is light brown, with a fathered texture and weak structural integrity. Stink level is average.

Report in with your stink pickles. Bidet gang rise up!

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Yesterday I ate two pizzas, today I pooped two pizzas.

Low stink, texture of somewhat dry playdo’h, with a surprisingly high level of undigested spinach.

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Drink some kefir and get them bacteria to digest that spinach comrade, it’s good for you!

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Can’t drink kefir 🎶cause I’m a filthy vegan🎶

I drink lots of kombucha though:)

I’m on an antibiotic round right now for strep, so I’m guessing that’s the issue

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