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I once watched in horror as my old roommate boiled up some plain ground beef, poured it into a spaghetti strainer, took the spaghetti strainer over to the couch and ate the ground beef out of the spaghetti strainer sitting in his lap. He kept going “ow, goddammit!” as the hot grease seeped out and then dabbing his crotch with a dirty paper towel.

Lauren Boebert gives me that same sort of vibe.

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Jesus Christ was that something he did regularly?

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It happened more than once.

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are you sure this wasn’t a fever dream? holy shit lol

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You lived with a cartoon character lmao

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old roommate boiled up some plain ground beef, poured it into a spaghetti strainer, took the spaghetti strainer over to the couch and ate the ground beef out of the spaghetti strainer

I’m sorry but I refuse to believe this is a real person.

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Don’t know a lot of men, huh

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I thought I did, I know meat only meals are all too common, but don’t guys learn to cook at least a little bit? They don’t need to be master chefs, but boiling unseasoned ground beef!?

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At least 90% of men are like this unironically

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Someone whose last name is one letter away from bobbert or robertbert dosent sound like a real person either.

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This had me dying laughing holy shit

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Dudes rock

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dudes rock

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Fairy tale giants be like

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Some day they’ll make a strainer without holes in it so it doesn’t make as much of a mess.

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