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DadHands@lemmy.world
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Okay but for real I used to only poop like twice a week this doesn’t feel like a challenge to me

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solrize@lemmy.ml
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There was a whole series of mystery stories featuring a detective who never pooped. He was called No Shit Sherlock.

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mizu@lemmy.world
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johker216@lemmy.world
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Are you fully pooped out yet?

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DadHands@lemmy.world
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It from childhood until about 22, so I can’t really point to something in particular

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Cargon@lemmy.ml
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Jesus Crispy Creamy Christ, I shit 3 times a day. 3 meals, 3 shits. Where’s all your food going people?!

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possum@lemmy.ml
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How small are your shits (or how big are your meals)?

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can@sh.itjust.works
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I wonder the same thing! If I only went once or twice a week I feel like I’d need industrial plumbing.

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Sinnz@feddit.de
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At times I only shit like once a week 💀

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Thepinyaroma@lemmy.world
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Are you guys OK? I go more than 1-2 days and I feel like death.

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Ben@feddit.dk
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Death how, is it the ripped anus due to birthing a massive log or something else?

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Son_of_dad@lemmy.world
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Dude, I drink coffee and raisin Bran for breakfast. I have never gone a single day with constipation. I can’t imagine pooping only once a week.

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ryathal@sh.itjust.works
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1-3 times every 1-3 days is the normal range.

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Silviecat44@vlemmy.net
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you need more fibre

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Rhyz@lemmy.world
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Damn, I poop 2-5 times a DAY. If I go a day without pooping I’m in for a very uncomfortable time. There was only one time years ago where i got constipated as hell and didn’t go for 2 whole nightmarish weeks!

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klemptor@lemmy.ml
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Seriously. Who knew irritable bowel syndrome was a superpower?

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