I solemnly swear to be less productive in person out of spite.
And I never even had WFH.
I am at the best 60% as productive at my office so forcing me to go in is more their problem than mine.
this is the real reason they want everyone back in the office. You might realize being 40% more productive for the same pay is a shit deal and go elsewhere.
Not out of spite, but the 2 ish days a week I go to office I’ve been clear I’ll focus on socializing because it’s harder to focus to work in the noise of office
Socializing can be very important for your job, depending on the job. Possibly more important than your actual “work”.