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Do you wipe standing up or sitting down

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I was taking my daily mid-morning poop today and while I was wiping, I thought, I wonder how most people wipe.

I tend to wipe while standing up cause it’s more comfortable and allows for more cheek-spreaditivity.

So, I beg the question: How does most of Lemmy wipe? Do you wipe while standing up or do you wipe while sitting down? Why?

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SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world
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Somehow that seems less sanitary.

I have long arms and my secret shitter safe space is literally in an old broom closet, so the sink is not inconvenient for me. It’s my happy place.

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Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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Oh I was mega joking, that’s completely horrifying hahaha.

Plus, I’ve got a bidet, which is the most life-changing thing I’ve gotten since my first solid state drive.

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