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I don’t know that I’d trust an ornathologist to know how the brain chemistry works. But I do trust that they’re dumb. Lacking memory isn’t predictive of being dumb, but there’s probably some correlation. Maybe seagulls have perfect memory but just want to flip human observers the bird.

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Ornithologists do actual science, they aren’t just bird watchers. An ornithologist is pretty much the only one I would trust about this because they are the ones studying the birds.

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11 points

That and the bird lawyers.

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Idk bird lawyers probably don’t deal with birds at their smartest. Human lawyers likely don’t think we’re intelligent life either

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Idk man, I wouldn’t trust those guys. I think some of them are being paid off by the government to defend the position that birds are real. Crazy stuff, I know.

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Idk man, bird law in this country is not governed by reason. Hard to find an attorney you can trust too know their shit

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Maybe seagulls have perfect memory but just want to flip human observers the bird.

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